I think Common is a very underrated rapper.

My music is better than sex, but then again, many things are, like sex factorial... and bugles.

I now have stockpiles of porn that grow weekly.
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I had a novel thought at labor today ( Read more... )

Don't Worry y'alls.

Supa Spike Diesel will return.
Sooner den yems thinks.

WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE?
TO TEASE ME?!?!

That guy was the best

If you don't know who I'm talking about, feel free to kill yourself.

I don't have any idea why girls in Monticello (and surrounding areas) feel that they don't need to do something about their arm hair. The shit is revolting ( Read more... )

I know yous like how I ended my last entry ( Read more... )

I got mad skills with the long blade ( Read more... )

The Irish would have never come here if they could just solve their own problems ( Read more... )

What the fuck is up with the Irish ( Read more... )

It could be that I ainnot update frequently, but I just is not gots too much shit to speaks ( Read more... )