Actual conversation.

[docscarabus]

Him:  OK, I know the razors are fake,  but how could you have gotten them tied to the string?

Me:  What do you mean fake?  Didn't you see me cut the cards with them?

Him:  Yeah, but those cards had to be fake--you couldn't have put razors in your mouth because THAT"S IMPOSSIBLE.  

Comments

[delphiangel]

Um...wow.
Do I need to rent myself out to your shows as the Professional Shinkicker?

[reynard52]

You sir, are made of candy-covered awesome!