So I've been informed that Marlon Brando is already dead. I still attribute it to the fact that he was really fat. It reminds me of when I didn't know Barry White had died until about four months after it happened, and got all sad. But now I have no one to place a bet on. I'll think about it and get back to the posting ( Read more... )

...but it's totally true. Celebrities die in threes. Janet Lee last week, Christopher Reeve (sad :()this week, who's next to bite the dust. Ronni and I had a coversation about this this afternoon, and she decided it was the Pope who was going to go next, and we agreed that she should be elected the first Jewish female pope ("Welcome to the ( Read more... )

So I just watched "Say Anything," and I laughed really loudly at the sequence where John Cusack is driving through Seattle and he passes the Guild 45th and then two seconds later he passes Westlake, which they alleged to be Belle Square, but any good Seattlite knows it's not ( Read more... )

Dear Maddie,

This is for you, baby. Update, update, update.

Maybe I'll write something more profound later. But only if you're good.

Love,
Meredith

I don't really have much to say, but I thought that was funny.

Meredith = 87

I just tried to visit the site www.porn.com and was shocked to find out no such site exists. Interesting. Maybe I should start it.

So I was out riding my bike in the park near my house, and was going along a car street that goes through nature, and I passed this SUV that was parked on the side of the road. There was a guy sitting in it who looked really suspicious, and I determined after careful analysis that he was getting head from a cheap prostitute. I was seriously ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, I just had to share this with the world as it amused me so much. I heart Phil and his silliness.


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wisdom teeth. nap. road to perdition. jello. tv. phone calls. mashed potatoes. tv. paul. napoleon dynamite. mae. hunter. macklin. kathryn. hooker watching. u district. home. sleep.

yesterday.