The Ever-Growing List of Fun Stuff for Isshin to Do

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Transformations

• turn into an ostrich 01-11-07--01-14-07
• turn into Ash from Supernatural 01-26-07--01-28-07
• turn into Frau Totenkinder 03/27/07--xx-xx-07
• turn into a Chinese giant salamander :Db
• turn into a WALRUS (goo goo g'joob) 01-19-07--01-22-07
• turn into a fish
• turn into an invertebrate

Whistle Effects

• Dog whistle: turn into a dog if Shigure, Wanko, or Inugami is in sight
• Snake whistle: turn into a snake if Ayame, Crowley, or Snake is in sight
• Wallet whistle: money falls out if blown on a Friday
• Champe Élysées whistle: fills the mess hall with assorted French foods if blown on a French holiday
• Lip whistle (1): randomly cancels or enhances the effects of mistletoe during the holiday season for as long as the sound can be heard
• Lip whistle (2): during the rest of the year, turns people who've been mistletoed green and/or affectionate if they hear it
• Crab whistle (1): if it doesn't seem to be working, only Snake can hear it, like a dog whistle only BETTER
• Crab whistle (2): none (yet; come to Daddy, mood crabs, and we will make sweet sweet torment)
• Chicken whistle: none (yet)

Body-Switching

• Shindou Shuichi

Other

• bring the Medical Hut back up to par
• father-son innadress-bonding with Ichigo
• innadress-bonding with anyone else he can get ahold of
• Kurosaki/Urameshi parent v. offspring SUPER-BATTLE
• team-up with Izumi to kick Elric+Mustang ass!
• establish the super-sparkly club for the camp parents' chillaxation
• begin Operation Emo Reduction
• invade Girls' Cabin 2 for great justice
• ttly cofound the Family Clinic-y place
• ISSHIN V. DAN HIRI SUPER-DUPER BATTLE
• The Great Boxer Raid: A Test of Manliness
• set up a special wheelchair racetrack near the medical hut
• Kurosaki Family Monthly Barbecues!
• ...Kurosaki Family Onsen Trips

Feel free to offer further suggestions!