angry jesus is watching you

[doctor_anon]

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[eru_a]

A friend of mine has an owl collection.

[doctor_anon]

Nice ones, too! I like the one in the center best :D

[tenticuls]

wow that is a cool owl. and i am just like that... find something perfect and then see the price..... uh, noooo. how bout 5 bucks? i'll totally love it forever for 5 bucks.

oh angry jesus, so bitter. :)

[doctor_anon]

Exactly -- I don't love it enough. My love comes at a cheap price.

Angry Jesus. Every time you kill a kitten, Jesus masturbates. Or...something like that.

[tenticuls]

"my love comes at a cheap price". yes. that and at my home there's a good chance at some point it will become accidently smashed or broken or questionable sticky stiff so stuck to it it's ruined. it'd just make me more bitter for spending the 25.

i wonder if jesus jizz would be like superman's? would it shoot down a plane in the sky?

[doctor_anon]

I bet it would! But it is holy jizz, so would be able to -- I don't know -- form a cushion and safely land the plane.

[ook]

If you ever go back to that store and they still have the owl bank, you should off them $15 or something.

The owl bank is 1. super cool 2. the thing that nightmares are made of!

[doctor_anon]

It's a good size too. It can hold a lot of coins -- say...enough to save up to buy an over-priced owl bank!