my mother makes me drink carrot juice in the mornings

[doctor_btap]

i had to WORST morning today. as soon as my sister gets home im going to DECK THAT BITCH IN THE FACE! i don't mean to be the evil step sister but she's gotten on my last nerve!! she ALWAYS takes my clothes, shoes, earrings, socks, you name it!! i woke up really lazy today and i just wanted to go to school as bummy as possible. i had JUST washed my

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[ambientraveler]

WHO THE FUCK IS BRIAN KINNEY?? By the way, you forgot about Mark... he's exclusively about the cock now too!

Anyway, keep on truckin dr. btap! Keep on truckin.

[ambientraveler]

seriously

[acouloser]

that was me, seriously

[anonymous]

Oh Brenda, don't I know it. Is it the age? the region? or God-forbid US?
I also secretly wish one of the gay men in my life would design me beautiful clothes to wear, and then I secretly wish I was Sofia Coppola instead of just the other Sofia. Sigh...