MOVE-IN DAY AND FIRST DAY OF WTFING COLLEGE

[doctor_sasuke]

ah, i'm finally moved in!! i love it! FREEDOM, ALL THE PORN I CAN NOSEBLEED TO WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT PARENTS WALKING IN GOING "HAY DAUGHTER WAZAAAAAU- OMG WHATS THAT", FOOD LATE AT NIGHT, COOL GIRL NEIGHBORS, COOL ROOMMIE, INSANELY HIGH-UP BED, AND A BEAUTIFUL (YET HOT) CAMPUS

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[souppy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA ::dies of laughing:: A KH DORM. I will never get over that.

[doctor_sasuke]

i will never get over the STDs you gave me. D: D: D: D': *passes it on to hallway!merman!sora*

[p_drake]

NOW THAT YOUR BED IS SO HIGH UP IT WON'T PAIN ME AS MUCH TO HIDE UNDER IT!!♥

ps what is that weird metal safe on the wall next to your desk?

GIMME YOUR ADDRESS WIFE!

[doctor_sasuke]

I KNOW~~ IT FITS MANY SMALL BOYS UNDER THERE. 8DDD OMG YOU'RE IN THERE TOO?!?!? KYAAA. *swims through the sea of bound, gagged hot boys looking excitedly for SWEET HUSBAND*

RE: PS: it's a weird lock/safe thing for people who are paranoid of thieves. you pay like 100/200 something bucks to get it activated so you can store your valuables in it and know it will be safe or never seen again if you're retarded and instantly forget your combination. 8DDDD

PPPS I THINK DR PHIL IS IN THERE, THAT'S WHY I NEVER ACTIVATED IT.

*BUSH ICON COUNTER*

[red_dish]

Your roomies are BOIZ?! D8< YOU'RE a BOIZ?!?! Why wasn't I informed of this?

But dude, your place is so cool and pretty. ;_; my apt has no furniture, so like, i have to be ghetto and use my suitcase to support my lamp. Because I DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY, APPARENTLY, IN MY ROOM. Except my closet. Gh3y. WhoThaFuuuuhh needs light in a CLOSET?

[doctor_sasuke]

YEA DON'T I LOOK SO HOT DOING THAT FLYING JUMP?!??!

I GOT A SEX CHANGE, DIDN'T YOU KNO??!?! DDD'8 I WAS HOPING I COULD FINALLY BE YOUR BOYFRIEND. DDD8

NO SRSLY, IT'S JUST SOME RANDOM INTERNET PIC

YOU NEED LIGHT IN THE CLOSET WHEN YOU'RE MAKING OUT IN THE CLOSET. :o!! wowowow, i want YOUR apartment pictures!! D: WHEN DID YOU MOVE IN??? GHETTO IS THE NEW SEXY.

[red_dish]

OH YES, makes me wanna just RANDOMLY POSITION MYSELF in your shadow so you hit me when you land. O: ...but YOU ARE MY BF. HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!

No waaaay, I thought it was a random picture of some ... neighbors. D: Rly!

BUT BUT BUTB UT I LIKE MAKING OUT IN THE DARK, and like i'm not in CA right now, so I'll take pictures when i go back. I HATE GHETTO, THOUGH D: I can't draw on a suitcase-y surface. NO FUN

[p_drake]

you need the light in the closet so you can admire all of the hot gais you've kidnapped. DURR.

[doctor_sasuke]

OH THANK YOU. 8D YEAH LIKE, 1:30 PM. THE CAFETERIA'S CLOSE AT LIKE 10 PM. WHAT IF I GET THE MUNCHIES AND DESIRE ON MAKING MY WAIST BIGGER, HUH?!??!?

so i'm going home this weekend to bring a rice cooker, tons of food, instant RAMEN!!!, and more stuff to eat food in. HUZZAAAAAH!!

REPLY!!! ♥ MY ADDRESS WILL BE A LOCKED POST, LOOK OUT FOR IT~ *dives*

[touched_venus]

I'm going to kidnap your RA and stick him in my closet so he can decorate my room for me. 8D