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[doctor_sasuke]

hayman rubbed a condom all over me yesterday. D: D:

so when she left the room, i took said condom, blew it up, and put her laptop in it.

...

well, i was thinking about it. hayman and her semi-boyfriend (he keeps saying he's gonna kick my ass cause i pwn him at life) left and were "REMEMBER THE CONDOM IS IN THE DRAWER FOR YOUUUUU~ IT'S ULTRA-

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[panksters]

DUDE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY RAPE ANYONE I AM DISSAPPOINTED IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL THAT I'M DUMB NOW SO I NEVER KNOW *_*

AND UH

BOOBIES 8<=3 That's a small penis fucking a pair of boobies jus so u no lolz

[doctor_sasuke]

WELL UHHH WHEN I RAPE PEOPLE I DON'T USE CONDAMS IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.

WHY IS THE PENIS SO SMALL. I HAVE 39 CENTS CAN I SUPERSIZE IT PLEASE.

[panksters]

I DON'T CARE ALL YOU GOT WAS SUM LAME PRPLE DINO THINGY.

YEAH. NO.

[doctor_sasuke]

NO COMPRENDE

[red_dish]

Yes we ALL LOVE OUR SPLEENS TOO <3 ...that random passing-by guy must've been turned on or something. It's like AM I DREAMING okay maybe not, but still. It's not everyday you pass a door and see girls groping themselves, rah? :D

[doctor_sasuke]

CAN OUR SPLEENS ELOPE PLEASE. D8

THAT'S TRUE. UNLESS YOU WERE IN AN ECCHI ANIME. THEN YOU WOULD SEE THAT SO MUCH YOU'D WANT TO BE A NUN. 8DDD

[smea_chan]

your day-to-day chronicles are so made of win.
cheers me up even when my molars are making me so moody.

[doctor_sasuke]

awww your poor molars. :ccc I'LL KISS IT BETTERRRRRRRR ♥

...or maybe a free condam to put over them? D: just watch out when you sneeze. :DDD

[smea_chan]

hehe, thanks :)
*and i sneezed just a while ago, just as you predicted o.o*