come on why don't you sleep with me

[doctor_sasuke]

fgsfds

these dudes hit on me in a restaurant. in front of my entire family during thanksgiving. D: grgffh I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE, GRANDPA, I SWEAR. D8

i was hanging out with the younger children there are no holidays for a pedobear and these four guys sitting across the restaurant kept watching, smiling, and waving at me. i'd go "ahuhuhdur" and

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[molokomolotov]

OMG EW. WHY? NO, I'LL SHOOT HIM FOR YOU NO RLY THEN WE'LL PLACE GHAY PR0N ON HIM AND FRAME HIM D8 that'll teach that old pervert.

LOL LOVER ;D little kids should stop watching Blues Clues D;

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA PWN IN MIDTERMS MAH MR.SEXYPANTS hurrhurr *rubs thighs* ITS BECAUSE THOSE TEXTBOOKS ARE SO APPEALING D8

ILU ♥

[cale]

8D GOOD LUCK LOLZ!

[floopy3]

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINALS + ONE MIDTERM!
If you don't think you can do it, think sexwitdaprofessors ;D

Or not. I'm basing my college knowledge (OMG COLLEGE KNOWLEDGE HAHAHHAHAA) entirely on TV shows.

[touched_venus]

Haha, I would have been totally embarrassed if some guys were checking me out like that. Though, I don't think I would have stuck the card in the jello, I most certainly would have trashed it. XD But see? This just goes to show how uber sexy you are! 8D

Good luck with your exams! I'll miss your snarky self. XD

[goldeyedkitsune]

Eww, pervy old men. D: They're everywhere, and it's one of the reasons I hate to go out, like, anywhere. It doesn't help that one of my friends has the tendancy to draw their attention with her ridiculously slutty outfits, so there's always at least five of them at any given time staring at us like "HOMG BEWBIEZ". *shudder*

Watch out with those textbooks. It'd suck to get a papercut in a rather *cough* uncomfortable place.

Our teachers here just took the liberty of reminding us of finals, like, five minutes ago. The whole time I was just like "AAAAGH. *huddles in emo corner, crying and slitting wrists* DDDDDD8 MAKE IT STOP."

So yeah. Good luck to you too. :/