what is people magazine trying to teach. is this rapexting? cause that nudity and horniness was one-sided...
yeahh he's a gross dude. he said "wanna get on the d?" again today and i was "wtf is a d" and he goes "wanna see x-rated pics? :) give me your email" and i went "ew why don't you ever stop jesus no thanks. bye"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa my friend sent me a picture of his dingdong once because I guess he thought I would appreciate it. WHY DO MEN DO THIS. It is his way of telling you he wants to take to to the spring dance. Maybe he'll put a white glove on his penis so it won't look weird when you walk in holding it. He might braid the pubes if you're lucky.
ewww that's gross. i try to ignore the fact that my friends have penises D: cuz imo irl penises are kinda ugly. what did you say to him? did your friend ask you for your pics? the creeper did that and i had to pretend that cell phones with built-in cameras was a luxury i could not afford.
lol your icon too. that manstick is gonna get rug burns.
I had no idea that's how you tell a girl you like them now these days. I may have to send you a picture of my man bits, especially when you're talking to a crucial adult. But just so you know, it only means I think your hair looked cute today.
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BUT OMG YOU ARE ALIVE! THIS BRINGS ME MUCH JOY AND :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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YES I AM I BREATHE AIR AGAIN. I MOSTLY LURK THOUGH, SO I MUST ADD: YOU DON'T UPDATE MUCH ABOUT YOUR LIFE, BB D':
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I'd delete those and never associate with that icky-grossness ever again? 8D; *EWS*
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yeahh he's a gross dude. he said "wanna get on the d?" again today and i was "wtf is a d" and he goes "wanna see x-rated pics? :) give me your email" and i went "ew why don't you ever stop jesus no thanks. bye"
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Also lol icon
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lol your icon too. that manstick is gonna get rug burns.
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also whoa it's been a while... DO YOU REMEMBER ME
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YES I REMEMBER YOU, EMILY ♥ :) i still read your journal but i don't comment :x
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I had no idea that's how you tell a girl you like them now these days. I may have to send you a picture of my man bits, especially when you're talking to a crucial adult. But just so you know, it only means I think your hair looked cute today.
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you can not see it, but i am blushing cuz you're so manly ♥
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