How can you be freaked by the beautiful splendour of a foetus created by the beautiful love between man and woman?
And it so proves you're not gay. Obviously, I know that you're not gay, but I'm not letting you screw every woman in sight to prove it. Your monkey-love is for me and me alone. Do you think Amanda's still on for the threesome? Which I suppose it now technically a fivesome, what with the symbiont and the gestating miracle child.
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And it so proves you're not gay. Obviously, I know that you're not gay, but I'm not letting you screw every woman in sight to prove it. Your monkey-love is for me and me alone. Do you think Amanda's still on for the threesome? Which I suppose it now technically a fivesome, what with the symbiont and the gestating miracle child.
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Oh, you know, the general impending fatherhood sort of worries and anxiousness. You are a counselor. I am sure you understand.
created by the beautiful love between man and woman
(And symbiont.)
. Do you think Amanda's still on for the threesome?
Wow, are you into that now? Must be the hormonal changes. Not that I am complaining ;-)
::hugs you:: ::touches your stomache in an awed and emotional way::
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You're changing it and cleaning up it's vomit, by the way. You did put it there, after all.
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not that anyone ever asks me.
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Oh that I could hold you, my dusky love, and soothe away your pain. I would die to see you smile, my love, my Julian.
Congratulations.
And don't worry, you'll make an excellent father. You're so firm and commanding yet gentle and sensitive like a desert rose.
I mean that in a heterosexual way.
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