blah, blah, not gay, blah, blah, blah

[doctorbashir]

ezridax said Julian is a gay name. Is she saying I am gay? Is she saying our miracle child will be gay? (on account of his/her name will be Julian).

Sometimes I just don't understand ezridax. I love her and am awed by how she becomes more beautiful as the miracle of life gestates inside of her perfect body, but sometimes I just don't "get" her. How could she

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[ezridax]

ezridax said Julian is a gay name. Is she saying I am gay? Is she saying our miracle child will be gay? (on account of his/her name will be Julian).

It is a sexually ambiguous name. But you are not gay, because you have sex with girls. If the baby is gay, that's fine. We're calling it Ben if it's a boy, Jadzia if it's a girl.

Sometimes I just don't understand ezridax. I love her and am awed by how she becomes more beautiful as the miracle of life gestates inside of her perfect body, but sometimes I just don't "get" her.

I really get more beautiful? *sniff* *teary-eyed* I love you...

Perhaps I should explore my feminine side... I shall have to ask ezridax to write journal entries about the pregnancy's progress so I can learn what she is going through and gain some understanding about that which I can never experience.

Why don't I just sew a kitten into your stomach and make you vomit a lot?

Meanwhile, the_prophets drop hints about what is so miraculous about this child. I wish they would just say. God, interdimension beings

[botanist_keiko]

You should dump him. He's a heartless homewrecking slut.

[doctorbashir]

Now see here, Keiko. I will not tolerate you slandering me all over the internet. What's your problem?

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[botanist_keiko]

You are my problem.

[botanist_keiko]

Slut.