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[doctorbashir]

smiley_miles was just tense so I gave him a shoulder rub in a physician sort of way. It was in no way gay and we in no way had sex. How could we have sex? I am so not gay that I am straight.
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ezridax has born unto me a son and he is the miracle_child and I am calling him Miles Julian Bashir.

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[ezridax]

Oh, my love, my love! Is our child not gorgeous. But why doesn't it look like me? Is it a medical thing?

His name is Benji Dax, btw.

Can we have sex now?

[doctorbashir]

He doesn't much look like me either... Hmmmmmmm... perhaps that is a miracle?

Also, he is Miles Julian Bashir.

Yes with the sex.

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[ezridax]

He looks like you. And...Miles...

Hmm...

And his name is Benji Dax. I may go with Benji Dax Bashir.

But now, I require your hot man lovin', oh my Arab stud.

[doctorbashir]

Benjulian? Benju?

I think we have to resolve that. I don't feel I can give you my hot lovin' until we do.

[symbiont_dax]

Hey! We are so /not/ naming the kid Benju. That's lame. His name is Benji Dax. I'm willing to compromise and go for Benji Dax Bashir, tho. Curzon suggests it.

[doctorbashir]

Hey, nobody asked *you*.

[ezridax]

Don't yell at my symbiont! His name is Benji Dax-Bashir.

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[symbiont_dax]

Bastard! Who keeps you in the sex?

[ezridax]

Wake up, baby is crying. Make it not cry. Take the batteries out or whatever it is you do with them.

[doctorbashir]

Okay, beautiful mother of my child.

Oh, by the way, you've got something on your face.

::goes to comfort little Benju::

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[ezridax]

*wipes face*

Huh?