Dear Diary

[doctorbashir]

I despise mal_reed. He thwarts my efforts to "get to know" trip_tucker.

Thank God I have ezridax though I am starting to despise her too; I love her so much. So much. Yeah. No, really.

Also, two days of No Sex. Perhaps this is making me irritable. Withdrawal and all. Am on the road to sexual sobriety though.

Go me.

Comments

[ezridax]

I love you too!

But how will we have children to further the noble clan Bashir?

[doctorbashir]

Artificial insemination, my love. Artificial insemination.

[ezridax]

Oh. OK.

When can we have sex again?

[doctorbashir]

Why aren't you being supportive of my decision to reign in my lust?

[tennis_borg]

we_r_borg. We have assimilated this abandoned journal. Resistance is futile.

Re:

[commanderdata]

You know, surely there must be other people you can assimilate other than myself and my crewmates...

Re:

[tennis_borg]

We do. Check recent posting @ we_r_borg

-.-

[commanderdata]

Then since you have other people to torment, why do you still insist on bothering my cohorts?

*comes up behind you to see what will happen...*

[commanderdata]

*leans into your ear*

I will have sex with you.

Re: *comes up behind you to see what will happen...*

[doctorbashir]

!!!!

Re: *comes up behind you to see what will happen...*

[doctorbashir]

*after initial shock... is vaguely aroused*

Re: *comes up behind you to see what will happen...*

[commanderdata]

*makes notes in his PADD* Fascinating. First startlement, and then only slight arousement.

Perhaps the assessment of some of the other crewmembers was incorrect, and he will NOT "screw anything that moves".

Thank you for your time, Doctor! I shall be going now...

*waves and then turns to leave*

[elim__garak]

You dirty little tart hussy!

[dr_crusher]

So, since you're not busy having sex, how about aiding commanderdata and myself in our attempt to deal with the alcoholic Borg ? It would be much appreciated!! :) Oh, btw if Borg are your thing, they are apparently sex crazed, too.