Beating My Head (Not My Wife)

[doctorlobos]

Jeff seems to think I go home and beat my wife every night. Well it's not true damnit! She's clumsy, okay. She falls down the stairs a lot. I mean a lot. Don't look at me that way. I can't help it that she has two left feet. I can help it that she hasn't ironed my shirts yet, though. Woman! Get to ironing

Comments

[icantdenyit]

Well, at high school you can teach BritLit.

Are you already certified to teach at Clemson? You know you like teaching there at least enough to not kill yourself. But the high school is closer and hey, more money! I'd look at which job has more potential for advancement, but it seems like the high school has more to recommend it for the moment.

[dryponder]

Does one require relocation? GIVE US MORE PARAMETERS, DUDE!

[doctorlobos]

spacebaronthiscomputeriff$#@edup.willreplyverysoon.ahhh.seriously.notkidding.thisisreallyweird.