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[doctornoname]

[He's been in the infirmary all day, and while he doesn't particularly mind doing his job, he's seeing a lot of WEIRD journal entries.]

Will someone please tell me what's going on out there?

[What? He likes being kept in the loop. The loop is where all the important people are.]

[Private to Martha Jones]

[He sounds totally annoyed with you,

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[empirical_data]

Doctor, do you have the file for Stardate 47615.2 Enterprise D, reference D'Arsay?

[doctornoname]

I do. I'm accessing it now.

[empirical_data]

I believe we are being subjected to a similar scenario. However, this time I appear to be unaffected.

[doctornoname]

I'm very concerned, Commander. Omega has been possessed by someone claiming to be the father of "all the Mexica".

paddy's bought the false sense of security.

[christ_onabike]

Right, mate. Here's what I've figured out from kitchen lurking and talking to... my inmate. When she's not my inmate.

So the Barge has gone a bit Temple of Doom or something on us. Including The Stairs of Epic Self-Degredation. That you have to crawl up or something. I reckon we should put a slide in to make sure nobody falls down, but that might make it a little too much like a theme park.

Now, it's either a flood, or... someone's gone and done it. I could go ask my goddess-inmate.

Cause some folks are being, y'know, possessed by fucking Gods. GODS. But no epic powers or anything. I asked Laura-God. She couldn't switch us about or anything.

There's also these blokes. With weapons. Just... lurking. Now, I'd say that's ominous. But they were nice to Abby, and Laura-God (I can't spell her name, okay) said that if we respect them, they'll respect us. So... that's okay, right? Makes sense to me.

Also, Rex-God came and helped me in the kitchen. I think he's a domestic goddess. So, I dunno. Am I the only one who doesn't feel too

[doctornoname]

Do not use profanity with the Lord of the Infirm!

[Private]

Thank you, Mr. Maguire. I'll explain later.

[christ_onabike]

Right, right. Sorry.

[Private]

...Please don't. It's funnier this way.

Careful not to offend 'em, though.

Private

[doctornoname]

If I can keep them out of the infirmary, I'll consider it a job well-done.

I AM SO PROUD TO HAVE BEEN A CATALYST FOR THIS. Also you are amazing for it. ♥

[a_bit_put_upon]

[persephonepearl]

The Lord of the Infirm?

[doctornoname]

Yes. Schweitzer, Lord of the Infirm.

[persephonepearl]

And now I understand how Neil Howie feels.

[Huffy goddess is huffy.]

[doctornoname]

Persephone, do you doubt that I am a god?

[Private]

I'd appreciate a little cooperation.

I got nothing except animated flowers to show my appreciation of the epic lols

[vfranklinmott]