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Dec 11, 2010 10:36

[The Doctor's very first communique with the rest of the Barge is a video of him, seated at a desk similar to that in sickbay on Voyager. Behind him are a few shelves. However, the rest of the room - or what can be seen of it - is strikingly bare. No bed of any sort, no medical equipment.

He doesn't appear to mind.]

Greetings!

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rass_bestie December 11 2010, 10:43:19 UTC
It's official. He's collecting them. You're apparently part of the limited edition. [Cause Timelord Doctors he can detect.] I'm Omega and there isn't a chain of command, there's just wardens and inmates and the Almighty Admiral.

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Video doctornoname December 11 2010, 10:47:23 UTC
[Too much information, too fast. So have some patronization, Omega.]

Of course there's a chain of command. You don't all just...fumble around and make up rules as you go. It'd be chaos. You report to someone.

[And more to himself...]

Limited edition?

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Video rass_bestie December 11 2010, 10:58:10 UTC
[Don't condescend to a Time Lord, Doctor, it's practically their way of life.] Read back a few entries, Doctor, I think you'll find that's exactly what they do. It's very reassuring.

There are four on board besides yourself that answer to the name 'The Doctor', a man with a long scarf and curls, a man who looks precisely like me with a cricketing outfit, one, who actually tries to help clarity's sake and calls himself Doctor John Smith and the skinny one. In fact, they're different incarnations of the same man. They're Time Lords.

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Video doctornoname December 11 2010, 11:03:47 UTC
You're telling me there's absolutely no chain of command here?

[Horror. HORROR. He can't even contemplate the Doctor issue right now.]

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with_discipline December 11 2010, 13:26:50 UTC
Welcome aboard, Doctor. [Gallifreyans aren't in the Alpha Quadrant, what is this.] Voyager is a Starfleet ship?

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doctornoname December 11 2010, 14:10:04 UTC
Finally, a voice of reason. Voyager is, indeed, a Starfleet ship. With whom am I speaking?

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with_discipline December 11 2010, 14:50:45 UTC
Commander T'Pol. I served aboard the NX-01 Enterprise. [Aaand she sees that added note. Curiosity is in overdrive.] You are a hologram?

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doctornoname December 11 2010, 15:06:13 UTC
The NX-01? How is that possible?

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greatlightother December 11 2010, 13:42:09 UTC
Desperate need of staff? Well, we have plenty of help, but right now, as far as actual trained doctors, it's only myself and Martha Jones. Which is fine for now, but...well, when disasters hit, it can get a little hectic.

Needless to say, we'd love to have you. You'll have to talk to Martha about it directly, though.

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doctornoname December 11 2010, 14:11:02 UTC
Help? You mean nurses, of course?

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greatlightother December 11 2010, 14:12:45 UTC
No. Help meaning not trained support staff. That's why we need more Doctors....or...well, trained medical doctors. Like you said you are!

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doctornoname December 11 2010, 14:15:21 UTC
You mean-

Now, wait a moment. Just how many not trained support staff? What's your staff compliment? How many passengers are on this ship?

And what did you mean by disasters?

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fuckyoucynthia December 11 2010, 13:43:02 UTC
You gotta be kidding me.

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doctornoname December 11 2010, 14:11:21 UTC
I beg your pardon?

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fuckyoucynthia December 11 2010, 14:54:12 UTC
Let me get this straight: you're actually a hologram, and you actually served on some futuristic starship, and you actually have a mind of your own and no one freaked out about technology developing a life of its own?

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doctornoname December 11 2010, 15:08:15 UTC
I-

Freaked out?

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yeehawkiller December 11 2010, 14:01:44 UTC
Psssssssssssh. As if we need fuckin' more quacks in this dump.

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doctornoname December 11 2010, 14:11:49 UTC
[Annnnd he's not handling this well.]

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yeehawkiller December 11 2010, 14:18:20 UTC
You ain't gonna say nothin'? Figures. Just another yellow-bellied, warden cocksucker. Jus' like the rest of them. Weak an' pansy-ass.

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doctornoname December 11 2010, 14:20:21 UTC
Now, wait a just a moment. There's no need for that sort of language.

Who are you?

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