I've come back from every junk store I could find. I have 14 high powered fans.

The Stegosaurus has found us an old boat. It's not watertight, but it doesn't have to be for our purposes.

All I need now are the balloons and we'll never touch the scarred face of this rock again.

We're almost ready fly.

Come away with us.

"As for commandeering other people's goods on the open seas? Yes, yes and yes. Property = theft therefor theft = property therefor this ship is mine, ok?"

Jack.

Yesterday, I woke up and I was the crazy, zany guy everyone seemed to think I was.

I've been practicing the accodion so long that my left hand is becoming auseless claw.

So Jonny, Liz, The Stegosaurus and I went to Philadelphia the other night. We were outside of the venue where this band was playing. JP had wanted us to go see them, but none of us had the extra money to spare on a band we didn't really like, so there we were; outside, deciding what to do. We stood around for a bit longer when all of a sudden ( Read more... )

God, Salt Chunk Mary Fight Song kicks my ass.

So last week I tied up one of those nagging, Arthur Dentical questions regarding past events and how small the world really is ( Read more... )

The internet is saying that there's going to be a Star Wars TV series, but nto about any of the already established characters. I'td focus on new characters within the Star Wars universe, and Mark Hammill would ocasionally make cameos as old Luke ( Read more... )

...I find Revenge fo the Sith to be totally unrealistic.

There's no way in hell Boss Nass is still alive.

Hipsters are stupid.

And I met someone who draws tentacle porn for a living. She is named Virginia, and is from Savannah. maybe it's the other way around.

All I know is, it was refreshing to see someone creep out Jonny Lucas, instead of vice-versa.

Don't watch "The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made." It's terrible.

But, yeah. Hipsters.