also stole from yvette, via leticia
If I were at work, I'd be: hungry
If I were a month, I'd be: january
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: payday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: night
If I were a planet, I'd be: of the ones we know, neptune. cuz it spins weird.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a dolphin. they're smart.
If I were a direction, I'd be: spinny!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a bed
If I were a sin, I'd be: heresy. hah, sin my ass.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: someone entertainingly crazy. like jesus.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: a puddle of naptha, on fire.
If I were a tree, I'd be: sequoia
If I were a bird, I'd be: some kind of hawk
If I were a flower, I'd be: one of the ones that turns into fruit
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: warm thunder-storm
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a liger, duh. they're practically the coolest animal ever.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A voice.
If I were an animal, I'd be: a muppet.
If I were a color, I'd be: fuckin' SHINY, dude.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: lonliness
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: avocado
If I were a sound, I'd be: psychadelic rock
If I were a car, I'd be: a hybrid.
If I were a band, I'd be: pink floyd or soad
If I were a movie, I'd be: directed by tim burton or david lynch
If I were a food, I'd be: something baked and sickeningly rich
If I were a place, I'd be: a small carribbean island
If I were a material, I'd be: mylar
If I were a taste, I'd be: vanilla
If I were a scent, I'd be: sourdough potato bread in the oven
If I were a word, I'd be: kablork
If I were a pet, I'd be: A cat
If I were a body part, I'd be: the cochles. (the things in ur heart ppl talk about but nobody knows what they are)
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: suprise
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: the garden
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: recess
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: shaggy.
If I were a shape, I'd be: an elastic ball
If I were anything, I'd be: something i dont know how to describe
A - Addiction: attention
B - Band listening to right now: System of a Down
C - Car: mine? civic
D - Dad's name: matthew william lucas
E - Easiest person to talk to: fuck i dont know.
F - Favorite bands at the moment: too many to list. i suck at picking favorites
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears? bears, yo.
H - Hometown: OB
I - Instruments: trombone, recorder (both long-forgotten) handbells (who cant) and voice (currently broken)
J - Middle School: Arcade Middle School
K - Kids: fuckin' not yet.
L - Longest car ride ever: 1 week, from reston, va to sacramento
M - Mom's name: Mary melinda leister (now reams)
N - Nicknames: jesus, twitchy, mom, no shoes guy, doctortwitchy, shoeless joe, george
O - One wish: to never be lonely.
P - Piercings: mind
Q - Quote: we are now the knights who say icky-icky-icky-icky p-TANG! zoop bOIng (zahowagen)
R - Reasons to smile: and hug and a kiss
S - Someone you miss: everybody in sacramento
T - Tattoos: none, yet. im considering eventually getting that OB and gull, tho.
U - Unknown fact about me: If I knew, it wouldnt be unknown. so sorry, but i cant tell you.
V - Vegetable you hate: Pickles.
W - Worst habit(s): Ditching class
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth, head as a whole, stomach
Y - Yummy food: fresh homegrown fruit
Z - Zodiac sign: leo