My brain works like this sometimes....
Anybody ever wonder what would happen if the Sesame Street Martians came across the TARDIS?
...
"Police phone box... yipyipyipyipyipyip... ba-rrrring! ba-rrrring!"
*a pause as a furry alien checks the phone*
"Phone broken... uh-huh uh-huh..."
*TARDIS begins to dematerialize*
*gasp* "TAR-DIS! TAR-DIS! yipyipyipyipyipyip! EEE-yoop! EEE-yoop! uh-huh uh-huh!
Doc-tor inside! yipyipyipyipyipyip! uh-huh uh-huh!"
Apologies to everyone for that.