Today at lunch I was discussing Doctor Who with a friend (who I recently brought into the Doctor Who fold, bwahaha), and I started discussing the Doctor Who fandom's superiority over other fandoms. I was curious as to what other people can/have come up with.
- My fandom is bigger on the inside.
- Your fandom could be a little more sonic.
- My fandom will exterminate yours. Exterminate. Exterminate. Ex. Term. Eh. Naaaaaaaate.
- Your fandom should be upgraded. Upgrading is compulsory.
- My fandom can steal regenerations. It never dies.
- My fandom goes back to before you were born.
- My fandom goes to the year 100 trillion.
- Sonic screwdrivers trump lightsabers. (Sorry, Star Wars fans!)
- My fandom has intergalactic phone service.
- My fandom has everything - from William Shakespeare to walking, giggling, waving piece of fat.
And then, of course, there's the "I'd go so far as to say that, what your fandom really needs right now, is a Doctor."
What has everyone else got?