How nerds do romance
"I want to talk like lovers do...."
And by that, Annie Lennox probably didn't think to mention, that is, like complete retards.
Warning for idiot innuendo.
[10:48:23 AM] Kelsey: player 1
[10:48:35 AM] Kelsey: vs Miss Kelsey
[10:48:48 AM] jl: round 1 fight
[10:48:49 AM] Kelsey: battle map: bedroom
[10:48:58 AM] jl: how many rounds?
[10:49:04 AM] Kelsey: wait, is it mortal kombat?
[10:49:09 AM] Kelsey: ... mortal kelsey?
[10:49:19 AM] jl: up to round 3?
[10:49:32 AM] jl: you wont win :P
[10:49:44 AM] Kelsey: i have the strategy guide
[10:49:51 AM] jl: mmhhhhh
[10:50:13 AM] jl: i've got a secret talent :D
[10:50:38 AM] Kelsey: ohhh, tell me
[10:51:06 AM] jl: i can play even with my eyes closed
[10:51:38 AM] Kelsey: i can too
[10:51:45 AM] Kelsey: and i can play with only one hand :D
[10:51:58 AM] jl: if i play, you cant move
[10:52:25 AM] jl: ill freeeeeze
[10:52:47 AM] jl: i can make a freeze combo
[10:53:00 AM] jl: up and down hahahha
[10:53:20 AM] jl: ahahhahaa Your hp will be gone
[10:53:25 AM] Kelsey: are you sure thats the right buttons?
[10:53:35 AM] jl: yup
[10:53:41 AM] Kelsey: there is more than two of them :P
[10:53:43 AM] jl: yah
[10:53:55 AM] jl: i know
[10:53:58 AM] jl: my hands are good with them :P
[10:54:32 AM] Kelsey: hahaha
... And yes, we did discuss 'difficulty' setting and determined that despite the fact that he's too easy, he plays on 'hard mode'. /headdesk.
He also asserted (with an epic blush) that the Asian versions of games are much harder than their American ports.
/headthroughfuckingdesk.
I love this man like srsly. I didn't plan on getting involved with anyone again so soon after the epic fail that was batshitcrazy-ex (I should write up the wtf texts he sent me last week because they take the goddamn cake, filling and all, of batshitcrazy cakes), but... no. I was fucking blind-sided. Pwned. K-O'd. After logging a record-setting convo of 18 hours on the phone a few weeks ago, there wasn't any chance of fooling myself. :X
And by that, Annie Lennox probably didn't think to mention, that is, like complete retards.
Warning for idiot innuendo.
[10:48:23 AM] Kelsey: player 1
[10:48:35 AM] Kelsey: vs Miss Kelsey
[10:48:48 AM] jl: round 1 fight
[10:48:49 AM] Kelsey: battle map: bedroom
[10:48:58 AM] jl: how many rounds?
[10:49:04 AM] Kelsey: wait, is it mortal kombat?
[10:49:09 AM] Kelsey: ... mortal kelsey?
[10:49:19 AM] jl: up to round 3?
[10:49:32 AM] jl: you wont win :P
[10:49:44 AM] Kelsey: i have the strategy guide
[10:49:51 AM] jl: mmhhhhh
[10:50:13 AM] jl: i've got a secret talent :D
[10:50:38 AM] Kelsey: ohhh, tell me
[10:51:06 AM] jl: i can play even with my eyes closed
[10:51:38 AM] Kelsey: i can too
[10:51:45 AM] Kelsey: and i can play with only one hand :D
[10:51:58 AM] jl: if i play, you cant move
[10:52:25 AM] jl: ill freeeeeze
[10:52:47 AM] jl: i can make a freeze combo
[10:53:00 AM] jl: up and down hahahha
[10:53:20 AM] jl: ahahhahaa Your hp will be gone
[10:53:25 AM] Kelsey: are you sure thats the right buttons?
[10:53:35 AM] jl: yup
[10:53:41 AM] Kelsey: there is more than two of them :P
[10:53:43 AM] jl: yah
[10:53:55 AM] jl: i know
[10:53:58 AM] jl: my hands are good with them :P
[10:54:32 AM] Kelsey: hahaha
... And yes, we did discuss 'difficulty' setting and determined that despite the fact that he's too easy, he plays on 'hard mode'. /headdesk.
He also asserted (with an epic blush) that the Asian versions of games are much harder than their American ports.
/headthroughfuckingdesk.
I love this man like srsly. I didn't plan on getting involved with anyone again so soon after the epic fail that was batshitcrazy-ex (I should write up the wtf texts he sent me last week because they take the goddamn cake, filling and all, of batshitcrazy cakes), but... no. I was fucking blind-sided. Pwned. K-O'd. After logging a record-setting convo of 18 hours on the phone a few weeks ago, there wasn't any chance of fooling myself. :X