Cosmic levels of rightness.

[docwebster]

This morning I learned of a rather.. ahem.. economy sized caucasian fellow in Texas who wrestles in yellow tights and the fans give him bananas. What is his name, I hear you ask? Honkey Kong.

To quote the great philosopher Phillip J. McGonnigle, "Sell my clothes, I'm gone to heaven!"

Comments

[filkertom]

That... is worth at least an Internet or two. Or three.

[hitchhiker]

that's brilliant!

[siliconshaman]

... !!

I got nuttin!

How to make it better

[arivalscientist]

Him throw barrels at his opponents in the ring