I wish I loved someone SOOOOO much that I would pay a $7.00 cover fee, $3.00 for popcorn, and $2.00 for a Pepsi to see him/her beaten and tortured for a couple of hours then eventually killed.

There is too much clapping in "Wheel of Fortune."

I wonder how many companies employ Muhammed Ali or his image to hock products. I think he is better at marketing products, whether to his knowledge or not, than he was at boxing.

What’s on the radio at this moment? You can be assured that any one of the following are happening at any given time, and most likely, concurrently with at least one of the others listed ( Read more... )

McDonalds should pay Wesley Willis for the right to use "Rock n' Roll McDonalds" as their slogan. Honestly, it's no worse than what they use now.

I hate how dentists, when working on a lower molar, use your lip as a cushion for their finger or sharp metal tool. And the pressure, the force they exert is awful. Why scratch a prodder, when you can use an incisor covered over by 1/4" of tissue as a buffer. If a dentist asks "are you numb yet," don't say "i dunno." If you say yes, and you know ( Read more... )

The Atkins diet is getting ridiculous. Not only is every fast food corporation leaching the phrase "Atkins friendly" like a Lamprey sucks the blood out of its victim, but they do it in laughable fashion. The Atkins friendly burger is a burger with no bun. Does it cost more than a regular burger? Pete Rose bets it does. In fact, with the "mad cow" ( Read more... )

Why is Jennifer Anniston always praised for her "luscious locks", "trendy tresses", "hot hairstyle", or anything else supposing to mean overall best hair? Why is her hair impressive? I think it is a built in scapegoat to fame, so when the stupid sitcom she is on is finally put down like the knackered, exhausted, saggy old hag that it truly is, she ( Read more... )

So they captured Saddam Husein, after months and months of dropping bombs on places they had the slightest idea that he might be at. Dropping bombs with the intent to kill a specific person, to me, says to that person "we want you dead, you don't deserve to be living." So they find him this morning, then let him shower and shave. After months of ( Read more... )

Kurt Cobain was still alive so that no one would care about him anymore.