[Voice/English]

[does_everything]

Okay so-

Bear with me now, 'cause this scheme, while brilliant, is pretty sick.

What if. That wolf-thing. Needs an offering in the form of a virgin sacrifice.

...I mean, we're boned if he does. Who the hell aboard this ship is even a virgin anymore, seriously?

Comments

[shipshapeshipco]

[Blush~]

[does_everything]

...yeah, I think a sexy chick would be preferable. I'd want a sexy chick if I was some wolf thing.

But that's such a waste, so maybe you'd be better.

[shipshapeshipco]

I'd hate for anyone to go to waste...

...But what is it the wolf would do with me? Whatever it is, I foresee a bit of bleeding in my future. How terrifying.

[does_everything]

I dunno, prob'ly eat you.

[shadesofeco]

[You just get a Look.

Even if it's over the comm.]

[does_everything]

I hear ya breathin'.

[shadesofeco]

A virgin sacrifice.

Really, Dax?

[does_everything]

You got a better idea?

[couldbeavillain]

[...guess who is SO a virgin and is SO fucking scared of Daxter now.]

Are--are you serious?

[does_everything]

[Oh Andrew, you need to see Daxter so you can be unafraid of him.]

Like a heart attack.

[couldbeavillain]

[Because then he'll just think he's cute.]

But... but why? Are you sure? I mean, virgin sacrifices, those are... really demon summony. They usually bring about very, very bad things.

[does_everything]

Well I'm not gonna sacrifice her, damn.

We'd just put her on a plate with some BBQ sauce and let the wolf take a chomp. And then send this ghost chick back to the grave or wherever she's supposed to go.

[soyouwannaplay]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. [Not that she knows what this wolf-thing is, but it's still stupid.]

[does_everything]

You obviously don't watch a lotta movies.

[soyouwannaplay]

Or I'm not a cock-sucking dipshit.

[does_everything]

Potato, potah-to. I find my entertainment on the TV, you probably find yours mugging old people in an alley somewhere.

[notwhatiwas]

Fenrir doesn't eat mortals.

[does_everything]

Okayyy, so an immortal virgin.

...shit, that makes this a lot harder.

[notwhatiwas]

Fenrir eats gods.

[Pause.]

And apparently the luggage left by former passengers.

I think one of those will be much easier to obtain than the other.

[does_everything]

[Oh fuck he's a god uhhhhhh.]

Oh yeah- yeah, luggage is a lot better. Yyyyyeah.