[Voice/English]

[does_everything]

Okay so-

Bear with me now, 'cause this scheme, while brilliant, is pretty sick.

What if. That wolf-thing. Needs an offering in the form of a virgin sacrifice.

...I mean, we're boned if he does. Who the hell aboard this ship is even a virgin anymore, seriously?

Comments

[embattled_angel]

I think your train of thought leaves something to be desired.

[does_everything]

I'm brainstorming, it's an ongoing process.

[embattled_angel]

Does your brain have an obsession with young women?

[does_everything]

I'm twenty.

Of course it does.

[stray_cub]

W-wolves don't eat people.

[does_everything]

Lurker-wolves eat people. I bet this one would in a pinch.

[stray_cub]

...what's a lurker-wolf?

But most wolves don't eat people!

[does_everything]

Oh yeah? You wolf-spokesperson, kiddo? Mayor of wolf society?

[dormant_beast]

I...do not think that will solve the problem.

[HOPEFULLY, sheesh.]

[does_everything]

Well, this is all just for th' sake of discussion. I mean, we gotta use our brains in this, right?

[dormant_beast]

I ah...certainly hope so.

voice.

[10xtheking]

What is a wolf-thing?

voice.

[does_everything]

It's like a lurker wolf. Probably.

I dunno, they said wolf; looks like a giant crocadog-ish thing I'm guessing.

[skin_and_steel]

I'm pretty sure there's plenty of people on here who are, but most wouldn't sign up for being some wolf's dinner.

[He finds it's a lot more comfortable to just answer this in the third person.]

I'm pretty sure wolves don't eat people anyway. Hell, how do we know this Fenrir thing would even agree to do anything with us at all?

[does_everything]

I'm just sayin', we gotta think about all avenues here. If the wolf doesn't help us after eating the virgin, then I dunno, but if he does then that means my brilliant plan worked.

[skin_and_steel]

If you're so eager to see if the plan works, just sit on a silver platter and see if he eats you.

/throws hiatus aside

[does_everything]

Don't meet the criteria.