[Voice (Common)]

[does_everything]

What the hell is with all this depressing crap lately?

Booze is free, chicks are hot, you're still alive- what're you people cryin' your eyes out for?

Geez.

Go sleep in a ditch for a month, then you'll have somethin' to get teary over.

[ooc: Dax totally doesn't remember going psycho in Carnival, so good luck convincing him of something he

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[Audio]

[talkingfishbone]

Hey, sorry to hear you had to sleep in a ditch.

[Jerk.]

[Audio]

[does_everything]

Yeah, me too! It sucked.

[Your sarcasm is ineffective, Hiccup.]

[Audio]

[talkingfishbone]

[Oh, he's used to that.]

You want a shoulder to cry on?

Or maybe a little help knocking that chip off your shoulder?

[Audio]

[does_everything]

Nah kiddo, no tears here.

Ditch-snoozin' has made me the prime example of chiseled masculinity I am today.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

Then don't listen, sir.

[audio]

[does_everything]

I bored as hell, what else am I gonna do all day?

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

Read a book, play a video game, cook, clean, write, train, play mini golf on the top deck, race on deck twenty...

[She's LISTING things Daxter, you asked.]

[audio]

[does_everything]

Can't read that shit, played 'em all, not a girl, not a girl, writing's boring, training's boring, golf is boring, already do that...