Comments | does_everything: [Locked from Jak, ridiculously hackable. Like seriously, JAK could get this. Also, text.]

does_everything

[Locked from Jak, ridiculously hackable. Like seriously, JAK could get this. Also, text.]

Jan 03, 2010 01:48

so um

say you have a weird question you wanna ask your best friend. and its kind of a...heavy thing. yknow. like one of THOSE kinds of things.

how would you do it?

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[Text // Locked to Daxter // 90% Unhackable] nottheaveragekg January 3 2010, 06:55:51 UTC

[What's this? Problems between best friends?]

Depends on the question. Beating around doesn't do anything good. You're better off just facing it and getting it out there.

[Text//Stupidly hackable] does_everything January 3 2010, 06:57:48 UTC

this is kind of a rly big deal

[Text//90% Unhackable] nottheaveragekg January 3 2010, 06:59:20 UTC

Face it head on, Daxter. If it's that serious, just get it out. Things weren't meant to be easy.

[Voice//Pathetically hackable] does_everything January 3 2010, 07:05:26 UTC

Yeah, but it's no reason to make it worse.

...I don't even gotta know the answer, either. I just- I mean, it's not like it'll change anything.

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so helpful lilyground January 3 2010, 07:22:35 UTC

Just ask! What's the worst thing that could happen?

omg lily the answer to it all. you have given it. does_everything January 3 2010, 07:44:44 UTC

Uh, he could get real upset.

who do you think she is, 42? lilyground January 3 2010, 07:47:00 UTC

But if you have a question...

[... Why have a question and not ask it?]

I can go with you! Your friend can't get that mad if I'm there, too, right?

does_everything January 3 2010, 07:50:00 UTC

Uhh, sorry Kitten, but this really ain't the kinda question you ask in company.

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[text] ecopiracy January 3 2010, 07:36:32 UTC

[For once, he doesn't say anything deliberately insulting or to make light of Daxter's transmission.

He's reading the responses, though, and hacking the ones he can hack - those under 68% unhackability.

Yes, he knows who this is on the other end of the text.]

I suppose there's a reason why the obvious approach of simply asking does not appeal to you.

[text] does_everything January 3 2010, 07:45:19 UTC

yup

[text] ecopiracy January 3 2010, 18:22:51 UTC

And...?

[text] does_everything January 3 2010, 23:36:21 UTC

and what

i dunno how to do it right

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teethofneedles January 3 2010, 08:55:28 UTC

Ask him, you wuss.

does_everything January 3 2010, 08:57:47 UTC

yeah thanks

teethofneedles January 3 2010, 09:01:39 UTC

Shit, I oughta charge for advice like that.

does_everything January 3 2010, 23:37:24 UTC

maybe next time

shipshapeshipco January 3 2010, 18:21:51 UTC

By salt and sandalwood- you, sir, seem to be in desperate need of assistance. I happen to be a celebrated expert on the topic of weighted questioning. For example, I once asked a local nut-carter how his mother had fared under the terrible duress, as her son had taken to hawking filberts (the most intoxicating and blashphemed of all tree-spawn). He responded with a toothless grin and a free sack of burnt chestnuts.

What you must gather of this is that it is best not to scribe your concern to your friend on father's best stationary because nut-men are unanimously illiterate.

does_everything January 3 2010, 23:38:12 UTC

[What the hell did this guy just say?]

what

shipshapeshipco January 4 2010, 06:03:22 UTC

You need to learn a bit of moderation, Lightning. Perhaps if your mind was not cloudy with the haze of hazelnut the words would shine through.

I suggest you quit your nut-habit "total turkey." Would you like me to watch over you as the nut oil leaves your bloodstream? I've wanted to se true cold-seizures ever so much!

does_everything January 4 2010, 06:31:48 UTC

...ur on crack.

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