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[does_everything]

Ladies.

Orange Lightning himself will be making an appearance on the top deck shortly. I'll be available for autographs wherever you want them.

Comments

[myplacenthesun]

Autographs? You famous or something, where you come from?

[does_everything]

Oh yeah, real famous. I'm a god.

[myplacenthesun]

How'd you end up in this place, then?

[does_everything]

Same way you did, sugar! Got snatched.

[experimentno5]

[Guess who's waiting for you on the top deck~]

[does_everything]

[Dax sees this this and- whoa, what's Jak all Dark for? He glances around nervously for some enemies before approaching his friend and hesitantly clamoring up onto his shoulder.] Hey Gruesome, what're you all wigged out for?

[experimentno5]

[Dark heaves out a slow, contemplative sigh, then his ears twitch. He turns his head to Daxter and stares at him.]

You're just like him, now.

[does_everything]

[This was possibly a bad idea. Both because the dark eco is making him twitchy and because he doesn't recall Jak actually forming coherent words in this form.

Like, ever.] Um...what?

[iwillascend]

Rat.

[does_everything]

Vulcan.

[iwillascend]

Now who has the power?

[does_everything]

...that's pretty lame, there.

[bloodsonthehunt]

[Watching.]

[does_everything]

...shoo.

G'wan, go. Get. [Dax flaps his hands at it.]

[bloodsonthehunt]

[Bloodwing is not pleased; he DOES recognize certain tones. He waddles a little closer, wing-flapping for a boost.]

[does_everything]

Uh 'get' means go away y'overgrown pigeon. [Daxter wishes he had a rock right about now.]

[stabbywheelfeet]

... Why would anyone want autographs of someone calling himself "orange lightning"?

[does_everything]

Because I'm flawless.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Oh I don't think so. I'm flawless. And there's only enough room for one perfect being on any sea vessel.

[does_everything]

I'm a god so I get dibs.