Clinic Voicemail

[doesdoctorstuff]

"The clinic is closed right now. As a doctor, I sometimes sleep for a week. If this is a medical issue, please help yourselves to the leeches I've left outside the clinic. These leeches are here for you and if you can't be bothered to replace the lid, then you don't deserve PROPER HEALTHCARE

Comments

crazy phones!

[not_a_moonie]

[From here]

"Hey, I'm not really pregnant. It was supposed to be a joke. You know, that, right?"

Re: crazy phones!

[doesdoctorstuff]

[Went here, here, and here!]