I got my promotion. Believe it or not, I'll now be in the training department at work as a "coach." There's something incredibly wrong with that whole scenario, but I'm dealing with it. Add to that, last week, my sup told me that I had more patience than almost anyone else she's ever known. Me? WTF? Patient? Woman, do you KNOW what you're ( Read more... )

Wow, I just realized it's been over a month since I updated. Hmm. That's no good. Not that there's much to say. I'm alive. I work, I watch TV, I try to sleep. I wake up in the middle of storms because the dogs are too loud. Yeah, that's it ( Read more... )

the Cutting Edge
(65% dark, 47% spontaneous, 22% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's ( Read more... )

So, you can get M&M's in 21 colors, with your own personal message printed on them. I want personalized M&M's. 2 lines, 8 characters per line. Of course, the messages I'd get would probably not be very nice. Ha!

This was at the top of my inbox this morning . . . "Get Happy Tree Friends Blood Samples On Sale ( Read more... )

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Remember that!

Please. Shoot me now. I just realized when I actually focused on what I was hearing, (and hit the info button) that I was listening to Skeletor Lindsey Lohan.

I'm a Tusken Raider!


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Your Star Wars Pickup Line

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