Voicemail

[doesnotkneel]

"--oi, I'm supposed to mention somethin' about leaving a message of some kind, or so I'm told. If you're callin' now, you've sadly just missed my presence, but I'm sure I'll find some way to hear whatever plea you have, given time and motivation."

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[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

"Umm, I never thought that having sex with you was the on table?" Kathy was very confused. "Or, uhh, anywhere else for that matter. I'm not sure why that required a phone call update."

[doesnotkneel]

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