Comments | doesntpoop: Fourteenth murder

doesntpoop

Fourteenth murder

Nov 07, 2010 08:59

[Hey, if you pass 725 Anderson Lane, you will see a pretty young woman who seems to be dressed in a lab coat that is too big for and some crappy toy goggles that she bought from the toy shop. She is standing on the roof of her house. She has her arms spread out and a comically maniacal grin spread across her face]

Mwahahaha....with this special ( Read more... )

i don't even, event: week-old candy, whut, humiliation time - yay!, be scared mia fey

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likeahex November 7 2010, 15:13:41 UTC

[Walking by...what the hell]

Wouldn't it be easier to poison people if you didn't announce it like that?

doesntpoop November 7 2010, 15:17:07 UTC

Mwahahaha....what would you know, mortal?

likeahex November 7 2010, 15:20:10 UTC

A lot actually, idiot.

doesntpoop November 7 2010, 15:28:15 UTC

Just you try and stop me..[And holds up her necklace which is supposed to contain the actual poison...except it currently doesn't. Boy, she's going to hate Mayfield when she returns to normal] ....muahahahaha!

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doc_furcoat November 7 2010, 15:19:27 UTC

[Well he's on the same street so, it was hard not to hear this. He'll be standing in front of the house... sparkling, looking bored at her little display.]

Well christ, where is Superman when you need him?

doesntpoop November 7 2010, 15:29:13 UTC

Superman? Ha! He is no match for my power, you worm.

doc_furcoat November 8 2010, 15:57:05 UTC

What are ya made outta kryptonite?

[He'll light a cigarette and drag on it slowly before tapping a bit of ash on the sidewalk.]

Though poisonin' everyone sounds kinda fun. Might even make the town nice an' quiet fer a day. Ya doin' yerself too?

doesntpoop November 8 2010, 20:22:39 UTC

Poison myself? Mwahahaha...Why would a supervillain need to poison herself if she is going to rule this town?

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bustydefense November 8 2010, 13:38:22 UTC

[... what the hell even]

I doubt that they need help poisoning everyone in this town.

doesntpoop November 8 2010, 20:16:52 UTC

[What the hell, indeed]

Mia Fey....you think you can beat me this time with your super powers of justice and truth! But now you will cower before my new secret weapon!

we can have 2 threads? bustydefense November 8 2010, 20:26:05 UTC

[... Not to spoil the fun, but...]

... I can always beat you with justice and truth.

You mean in your post, too? Sure - just got back from 3-hour cooking class. doesntpoop November 8 2010, 20:30:47 UTC

Not this time....with this poisoned necklace, I WILL CONQUER ALL OF MAYFIELD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA....

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