I'm going to hell for spoofing this episode.
Oh for fucks sake. Don't act bad, you're a washed up rapper who can't spit shit and now you're on CSI NY. TOUGH.
HAHA HA HA . . . Mom. I bet mom's fuckin' FINEEEEEEE. Not that I'd do 'er. Okay, maybe I would.
Damn I'm jumpy.
Once again I'll bring up the biggest gripe about CSI canon an' shit. If we saw this aspect of Don and Jess's relationship BEFORE this, I might find a more emotional attachment to the poor detective.
That being said, if your name begins with an A you'll die on this show.
Adam, I'm lookin' at you.
"What the hell's wrong with you?" Yeah, there's a lot. HIT HIM HIT HIM! awhhhh
I always root for the most physical violence possible.
On a side note, while they're processing the scene I would like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Messer_NYPD mun. Yay happy birthday baby, you turn another year older and a fictional charater dies. I hope you're happy.
I burnt my toast :(
Wait. How did - that angle seems a bit - off. How did it go UP?
DANNY CRIES FIRST I'M CALLIN' IT
Oh I lose. Anyone else thinks guys cryin' is real ugly? Like I know people cryin' in general is ugly, but still . . .
Man, that tie. . .
Hi, this might be a little awkward, but I'm about to see your girlfriend naked. Then I'm gonna cut her up. No hard feelin' right?
See, that's the kinda car I drive around in during the city.
Oh shit does this have something to do with those FBI guys that were kicked out?
This is really bad but I want Mac to get shot.
HIT HIM HIT HIM HIT HIM! On another note, I want 10 million dollars. You know what I'd do with 10 million dollars? The whole cast of CSI NY on stacks of 100 dollar bills. YEAH I SAID IT.
Okay, this makes me sad panda. There's a certain CSI hell I'm going to. Bad news is I gotta chill with David Caruso for all eternity.
Ha ha shankapotomus. God damn my head is killing me.
GO DANNO, oooh. . . .his is making me all goose bumpy! I swear to god if he goes all execution style I will cream my panties.
OOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Oh boy, Blow-hard McGee. See, to me, because I'm paranoid and my meds haven't kicked in is kind of threatening.
JACK? srsly, couldn't do any better then fuckin' Jack? And it's going to be a cliff hanger *sigh*
I hate you Jerry Bruckheimer.
I'll admit it. I cried.