Oh boy kiddies, it's that time again. Have you missed this? I know I sure as fuck have. Ready for season six?
God I need a drink. Make that ten. Which reminds me: Anyone see new CSI Miami? OH I Lol'd. Eric Delko: 'BOUT TIME. H Caine: MAN UP pussy, there's no crying in CSI. Unless you're Nick Stokes or Danny Messer. That's right, I'm callin' you out.
Oh look it CSI's wall o' ugly. WHAT WAS THAT SHIT?! Does Flack have yellow fever? Or are all of them just whores? Eh, I'll go with the latter.
Ha Ha silly danny everyone knows that cripples can't be cops. HAHA HAHAHAH.
Man it's so wrong that I laughed when he fell out of that chair, or the guy popping out of the elevator? Jesus Fuck.
WHAT A HOT MESS.
You know fake hollywood blood is just corn syrup with red dye? I swallowed some once. It didn't taste good. Blood doesn't stick like that.
Well at least her hair looks better.
"Tempt not a desperate man." You know I think this show has lost its shine for me. Dare I say it? That it's reached CSI Miami level? Maybe I'm just bitter, or burnt out, or sick of all the shit.
Mac's narrowed focus is what he's known for, so Stella telling him he's not in this alone? In one ear and out the other. You know what this show need? Rabbits in cute hats, that would make this better.
A FINANCIAL CRISIS FOR THE CITY?! REALLY. NO the great stock market crash of '29 was a fucking financial crisis for the city. Hawkes don't make me hate you.
They're just being nice, Adam. In all actuality you just suck, go cry.
I hate this girl, her voice annoys me. Hey sunshine, go suck on a test tube.
Does this seem a bit over kill? I mean it just took 50 seconds for a little robotic arm to grab a piece of glass and drop it.
I do like the casual look, and hai, a silver chair around Flack's neck. "That's impossible." Hey lady you're the one acting it. Go Albert. RIP buddy. Albert the security guard 2009-2009.
Serial killer hair. I bet his middle name is Wayne.
I'VE GOT TO PEEEEEE.
"Nothing will ever change the way I feel about you." HA HA HA famous last words. Seriously. "I ended up with you." Yeah, we're sorry about that. And the rain. And the umbrella. We're all sorry about that.
I want a self serve pharmacy.
"To what end?" Answer: I GOTS TO GET PAID SON.
Ugh, man tears, the ugliest of the tears.
[Adam and Stella ] *Thirty seconds worth of dialog* [ / Adam Stella ]
AND THAT IS THE LAST OF THAT PLOT LINE WE WILL EVER SEE.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong but at the end of season 5 there was like NO one in the bar except the CSI team. Am I wrong here?
HA HA HA HAHA ITS THE ON STAR*GUY AND HE'S VENGEFUL! HA!!!!! WTF man?! I had that plot all planned out months ago.