~ vicesimus octavus

[dofaye]

Having an open house is proving to be a pleasant, albeit noisy, distraction from worries. I hope nothing too ridiculous happens this weekend, although I suppose our visitors can't do anything that Dumbledore doesn't already know how to handle.

Allow me to introduce myself. Jules de Ferrier of Normandy, pureblood, sixth year Slytherin. Welcome.

Comments

[mrladyfabulous]

I would hope people would know how to behave.

[queenfabray]

[OOC - OMG KURT HUMMEL COME VISIT QUINN queenfabray KTHX!!]

[mrladyfabulous]

Of course!~

[dofaye]

I'd rather not make any assumptions; they can be dangerous.

[apheretic]

Why wouldn't we behave?

[dofaye]

As guests, it would be fairly easy for you to be excused.

[apheretic]

Still. It's rude to assume that we would act like that.

[dofaye]

Then why not prove me wrong with your behaviour rather than bragging?

[one_truespark]

If you kill Natsuo, I'll come after you in your sleep.

Have a nice day~

[dofaye]

[WHAT.]

I am not planning to kill anybody, miss.

[one_truespark]

You will be, I'm certain.

Oh, the horror! ...you should read that book, it's got great quotes. Like, "Mistah Kurtz, he dead." and so forth.

Great for using in situations like these~

[dofaye]

I... will keep that in mind, then. [WEIRD GIRL READS, HOW BAD CAN SHE BE?]

[playshorsie]

...Jules?

[dofaye]

Yes, that would be-- Rose-- I'm sorry, do I know you?

[playshorsie]

Yes, you do.

...You're so big.

[dofaye]

I, er, I'm the same size as I've been for a while.

[yourguidetohell]

[Suddenly... IS THAT A CREEPY LITTLE GIRL BEHIND YOU.]

[dofaye]

[ffff what. This would be Jules feeling a chill down his spine, turning around slowly, and then kind of succeeding at not jumping or panicking.]

...hello, miss. Are you looking for somebody? [plz not him kthx]

[yourguidetohell]

[She hands him a paper that says;

HELL CORRESPONDENCE
We will get rid of that pest bothering you. For a price. Just put the name of the person you hate on the blank:

_______________________________
]

[dofaye]

[He hands it back. :|] I don't need anything from hell.