Comments | dog0fbagfood: It's only forever...that's not long at all.

dog0fbagfood

It's only forever...that's not long at all.

Sep 19, 2005 19:42

OK so a while back I had to write a traditional sonnet for class. I didn't know what to write about ...so I made the mistake of asking Amanda what it should be about. ...she said a transvestite. ...great. SO I wrote and handed in a poem about a transvestite. I call it "Mangina" ...( Here it is )

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This just in: There have been fabulous advances in the world of midget porn! sally_16 September 20 2005, 12:53:05 UTC

Excuse the title. I was at a loss for a good opener. So I figured midget porn- a'ight! I got an idea (uhoh)... when I get paid, I'm going to buy a basket, and fill it will vegetable soup, velveta macaroni, and green tea, and I will present it to you with a smile and a little song, a little dance....a little seltzer down the pants..for you my love. I figured I'd feed you a little bit. Gotta keep you fueled for your homoerotic escapades. ;) Also tell Jasmin I really want her to teach me how to properly upper-cut a punk-ass, as well as tear someones head of and shit down their throathole. These are just some thoughts that floated in my head, scooted along my cerebelum, and caressed my limbex system. See you later!

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