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[dog_boy709]

Christopher Columbus ACCIDENTALLY found North America. It was already inhabited by a very interesting race of people, and he didn't discover a god damned thing. Except, maybe, that he was a shitty sailor. Because he ended up really fucking far away from the place he was trying to get to. Somebody was BOUND to find the continent, and they were bound

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[_cataclysmic]

His incompetency can be chalked up to the incompetency of my great-whatever-great-relative Antonio Sanches, his mapmaker.

[flamingomingo29]

hahahaha <3 This is a very accurate assessment of our holiday...