later, i will tell you about pittsburgh, or i'll wait for someone else to do it.

bambino's NOW.

im not being blasphemic, im serious. i am not God, but God helped me nurse my praying mantis back to life ( Read more... )

what should i name my new killer praying mantis?

due to lack of participation, george wins. clap for him.

today at work, i busted the shit outta shit with a sledge hammer, and then tossed the remnants into the dumpster. i launched an 8 foot 2x4 into the dumpster from like 40 feet away. oh it was good.

i'm going to steal half of an idea from george and see how offended i get ( Read more... )

if you ever want to see something gross, go to google and type in nail fungus. i couldn't even click to see the second page.

what the damn should i put on my license plates?

the winner wins their idea on my license plates.

tonight i went to larosas where i was quizzed as to what the names of girls are. i think i did good getting 2 out of 3 right. (sorry sarah, or sara?) ANYWAY, after that we went to pauls where brian, harrison and i (mostly brian, being the driver) conquered 4/5 of a real steep hill in his jeep. this made me want to fix mine. THEN i managed to singe ( Read more... )

also, in march of 2004, i only updated my journal on wednesdays.

i believe i am getting PINK EYE. i believe i contracted this terrible disease, AKA conjunctivitis, by getting an eye exam at WING EYECARE. i had to put my eyes near things that other people put their eyes near ( Read more... )