ID really love it if random seaholm boys wouldnt call MY best friend supposedly while 'drunk' and talk to them about how much they miss her CONSCIDERING we all only hung out once together and she didnt even like him then and told me THAT night! why would she nowwwww???

(btw, her nickname for you is 'piglet'......)

If only i could make people feel half as GOOD as i ususally make them feel BAD id be a great person...

im not that talented i guess

wow ( Read more... )

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh morning is always such a bitch ( Read more... )

okay ( Read more... )

well ( Read more... )

tonight was fun for 3 reasons ( Read more... )

they come home at 6pm............shiyat lol ( Read more... )

so far so good ( Read more... )

meredith: jakey, what is this?
jake: what?
meredith: this bottle of flavored lube wedged between the couch cushions?
jake: ........... its moms?

***ohhhhh shit lets add SEX to the list of why jake's parents dont trust him and wont let him do anything anymore! GOOD JOB!

remeber gays...DONT LEAVE THE LUBE THE MORNING AFTER! its a dead give