Today's update

[dogavon]

Objects sniffed: 241
Objects chewed: 4
Objects eaten: 8
Object shagged: 1
People telepathically manipulated into providing food: 2

Comments: Woof!

Comments

[comradecally]

[Fixes the dog with a look. Do I even want to ask what you've shagged?]

[banik]

Is that what happened to my bed?!

[dogavon]

[tries to combine huge, dark puppy-dog eyes with sympathy-inducing telepathic vibes.]

[comradecally]

The real Avon's tried that one, too. I didn't buy it from him, either.