Dress Sexy at My Funeral

[dogcatcher]

I bought a zippo today, even though I don't smoke.

Comments

[xoxoniamh]

I bet you're a secret smoker, in the middle of hte night when you are sure your roommates are sleeping you slip outside to your "spot" under a tree, puffing away, one after another for about 2 hours cause it'sthe only time you can smoke and you gotta get all your nicotine in at once. Yeah, breaks are deathly for you, because you don't dare even look at cigarettes because momma knows best and you don't want to dissapoint Delores.
I think that's your mom's name
I am a creep!
hiya!
have a nice day.

you know i don't smoke.

[dogcatcher]

Tammy is mother's name.

where the hell did you get delores from?

[like_afox]

haha, i know you wanna be just as cool as every white boy. what does yours have on it? a play boy bunny?

haha i thought your moms name was dorothy, but i could be mistaken.

[dogcatcher]

TAMMY!

[like_afox]

i swear. when you said her name in forensics when youd being a rant, it started with a D

[dogcatcher]

yeah, i said her name was dorothy mantooth. have you ever seen anchorman?

[theycallmebooz]

except for that one or two times.

[imanangryinch]

teach ya some tricks boiiii!