Let's Read: Berserk

Jul 28, 2011 23:53

I know it's pretty shameful that I've never read Berserk but come on that's like you've never read One Piece and now have to catch up to around the Water 7 arc. By the way if that's actually the case, get out of my sight.

Anyways I've been taking some notes while reading. It's kind of like a Let's Read:
Ugh this manga is SO SEXIST where is my TRIGGER WARNING /mad First page and we're already into rape culture, where are my strong female characters
-somebody who is not maxi
[LINK] If D&D authors didn't want me to do a hot babe hard then they shouldn't have chained her to a wall.
Would Steve like this manga /:3
[LINK] Yeah don't put your naked butt on my clothes /cross
[LINK] legs . . . . .
I'm ok with all this shota-prancing about in every third panel or so
[LINK] Guts? Guts? I am a prostitute. /highclassref
[LINK] )(ere's some K----EYS for you Guts glub glub glub
Whats your problem Guts for somebody who fucks monster women you sure act like a rape victim
owait actually.... now I remember he WAS raped
[LINK] this art level /gaman
[LINK] I misjudged you Guts.... you're a racist /tear
[LINK] first three panels he's like "WOOPS"
Gutts is like some sort of character you make up when you're 8. AW MAN HES SO COOL HE HAS A HUGE SORD AND HE'S GOT A HAND THAT CAN SHOOT ARROWS AND A MILLION SCARS BECAUSE SCARS ARE COOL
Doesnt afraid of anything
[LINK] vagina mouth
[LINK] I like it when they say the title of the show ww
[LINK]

[LINK] sweet catch
[LINK] LAMO
[LINK] what is this, CHINA??
[LINK] I did say anything but dude making out with your weird slug tongue? Not cool man
[LINK] spanking fetishist hoihoi
Spinless bastard........ thats right, that guy aint spinnin at all!
[LINK] did mangaka even think about how that could be possible in such a tiny room
moreover, if they cannot see him whip the axe, how could they see Guts keeping up with the movement
[LINK] "slowing US down"??? /swoon you think were a team now?
==> next page /frown
[LINK] yes your WIBBLE face has convinced me now
[LINK] unescapable cage
[LINK] oh so that brandmark is supposed to be a dick with two snakes around it
Or possibly a dick with two thin dicks on the sides
[LINK] I will have revenge on those guys who destroyed my love life!
[LINK] /hes_just_a_human.mp3
[LINK] awkwaaaaaaard
Griffith's design is SO terrible
[LINK] i spy with my little eye /gigg
[LINK] that regrettable moment when you come back home from a long hard day of work and realise you werent invited to the huge orgy in your basement /tear
[LINK] what a pretty girl
[LINK] every time I see this dude's hands I instantly lose all respect for him
[LINK] Guts you are so.... BAD /cool
That's why die is better ww
[LINK] /kotow DENIED
[LINK] really? How can YOU tell, I mean I KNOW it but look at her
[LINK] now THAT'S a girl
[LINK] Freud have a field trip
[LINK] Fuck YOU!
[LINK] this guy's taking a crap
[LINK] not beating around the bush eh /leer
Oh even Guts thinks that was pretty gay
[LINK] It's my hot body, I do what I want
[LINK] girl be jelly
[LINK] Gog damb!
[LINK] I see, Sorin used to be a child actor!
[LINK] Gutts No. 1 phobia, being manhandled by a muscledude
[LINK] excuse me, what? While you're BULLSHITTING?
[LINK] no homo
[LINK] it's always bothering me how there's Christianity in fantasy, how does that work
[LINK] finally! about time to bring out the furries musclebeasts
[LINK] does that mean Griffith was raped as well /hm
[LINK] is there possibly an Earl in this Windum Castle? /rim
[LINK] hey isnt that the same guy who got rejected earlier?
[LINK] "that punch aint no woman"
[LINK] even these bipches know he's more beautiful
[LINK] idgi what are you saying. Next page: still not getting it
[LINK] look at him, he's even wearing a Sorin-like hat already.
[LINK] /air strange one/air like make up, huh? That's what you've been after all this time!
[LINK] worst assassin
[LINK] No Gatts you are the demons. And then Guts was a Nosferatu.
[LINK] Griffith Goldblum is watching you poop.com
[LINK] Queen Elizatits
[LINK] "too slow fool"??? /orly it's the other dude going "HOGEEEE"
[LINK] Sort of want.jpg
Next page, Gutts where are you grabbing her
[LINK] kinda looks like a tumor
[LINK] wait a minute, if Caska was 12 back then... how old was Griffith???
[LINK] no ugly kids allowed
[LINK] Griffith you never told me you were into bears
[LINK] being emo before razor blades were invented sure was tough
[LINK] All those dots, Guts really had to think about how to say that next sentence
[LINK] That's a cool design and all but how do medieval dudes know about angler fish
[LINK] tsun tsun
[LINK] "Nonono you go first!" BASARA npcs
[LINK] this inner monologue, going all "man I can't think about THAT right now"
"Aw man I kinda wanna beat my own Mario Kart record in that one level.... no, I don't have time to think about THAT now"
[LINK] "I wonder if something's happened" /cross translators
[LINK] considering Gatts' power level, a slap on the butt is like getting hit by a truck
On the butt
[LINK] Roronoa School of Medicine
[LINK] hey isn't that that castle from Lord of the Rings 2?
[LINK] all eyes on the fool getting a mega foot in his mouth
[LINK] better than rely on the guy in the most unfashionable cape
[LINK] eyyy no homo
[LINK] let's just say he was pretty..... talented
[LINK] accidentally cut Griffith in half WOOOOOPS
[LINK] I'M A SHAAARK! I'M A SHAAARK! SUCK MY DICK! I'M A SHARK!
[LINK] Crossbows existing for thousand years???? /psy
[LINK] /babycomeback.mp3
[LINK] my clever disguise /:3
[LINK] Everybody looks SO out of place
[LINK] Besides, he's homo
Order of the White Phoenix... will they have to hunt Voldemorts
Actually there's the pattern of Dragon, Tiger and now Phoenix. Only one missing is Turtle, but that's not really cool for a military branch
Unless you're Final Fantasy Type 0, that is /tehe
[LINK] since we're talking about love and girly stuff, let's switch to shojo panelling for a while /:3
emlan: a plain jane like me...would never have a chance with the most popular girl at shcool...
[LINK] I'm leaving the bank of the hawks because you assholes didn't let me overdraw my account /mad
emlan: aöouhfoauhgf
emlan: omg lollin
even back then, sorin was always very concerned about monetary issues
you know I find berserk and vinland saga even more similar in regard of how the plot works out
the first big chunk is following the main character who is pretty much growing up on the battlefield but ACTUALLY the story revolves around the leader of the group he is serving - until the leader jumps all of the ranks of the echeladder. ALL OF THEM
emlan: /jig soon itll be nothing but gutts time
working on a farm /woop
emlan: you knbow it /cool
[LINK] pointillism??? get this shojo out of my manly fantasy
[LINK] and now I am standing behind YOU!!! /haw
[LINK] *gaspu* my very own edward cullen
or tuxedo mask
[LINK] ................ ∑:-O!! orite that was my cue
[LINK] woops, how did my hand end up heeeeere /wcool
[LINK] i see daddy got her a boob job for her super sweet 16
also: the only thing that keeps me hard while banging underage girls is thinking about my bf
[LINK] it was..... worth than fucking the old man..... WIBBLE
emlan: bottom right on page 33, def wishing he was fucking a DFC
[LINK] I see you've caught me at a compromising time....... good thing I made sure to conceal my nips with my hair
this is actually the only reason why I have this haircut
------------- I mean, if I actually HAD nipples /dwi
(:()
emlan: sob
[LINK] bottom left: "shut uuuuuuup"
[LINK] sampling what you've paid for, daddy o?
[LINK] wow she totally destroyed his head with just one babby's kick?
emlan: adrenaline mamkes for super human strenght!
[LINK] I will NOT look at this hot butt
emlan: seriosly those straps are too R rated for gutts pure heart
[LINK] FINALLY
I don't really like Caska but damn what a babe
emlan: your just looking at her muscles arnt you
w-wellllll.......
id never say no to tomboys after all
[LINK] yeah mention the one guy who hates me the most that's gonna win me over /istoo
emlan: he knows the likes him in his… heart...
nnoo /ohdear that line always wins me over
[LINK] SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT translators dropping the b word
emlan: argggggggggg
emlan: besrek is good with not doing ti but there are some parts in a later arc too where it rears its uglyh head
expecting them to go into full nakama mode
the N word /arg
emlan: worse than the other N word
is there even another japonism that's this prevalent
maybe kawaii /hm
emlan: "ara" is pretty common i think
even more common than oi instead of hey?
emlan: oi...! yes fairly
[LINK] /hm is she super sore from all the sex....?
next page: windam arlu
better watch out agent kupa-san, windam arlu is after you
emlan: kupa-san............................
deru-kun
[LINK] Judeau: /tehe
[LINK] she just wants to be griffith
[LINK] medi-sized offender in here
[LINK] the night when young sorin saw a xavi cupid for the first time /dream
[LINK] wait! You're not Xavi at all! /somad
[LINK] literally "middle center earth country" /idk kuniochuiFUCKYOU
[LINK] Follow me! /simon.mp3
[LINK] king sure aged quickly after just one year.... did author maybe forget it was just a year?
emlan: come on maxi
seriously he aged at least 10 years
emlan: maxi its obvs to show his decclining healtnh/going into insanity
liek why aeven bother comment on it
fiiiiine
im gonna call it the junji ito effect then
emlan: ill allow it
emlan: on that topic, junji ito incoming
junji ito or hieronymus bosch
emlan: for the time being, ito
emlan: bosch will party lata /jig
emlan: party so hard
[LINK] hmmmm yeah that's some ito right there
[LINK] sweet catch!
[LINK] how..... unexpected
[LINK] chicks DIG the neanderthal style
[LINK] rocks fall, almost everybody dies
[LINK] *flop* /wilt
[LINK] /what
[LINK] Guts..... finally figuring out the big Zelda trick to every boss fight ever
[LINK] judeau's nostrils.....
emlan: suddenly anthro
can't wait for griffith to finally become the 5th Hokage and end the flashback
[LINK] Prepare to see...... MY TRUE FORM
emlan: majestic
[LINK] yes, reveal all your translator notes
[LINK] /donotwant.jpg
[LINK] the promised BUTT
[LINK] Not as long as a huge FAGGOT is standing right in front of it blocking its way /cross
[LINK] ==> Griffith: Descend.
[LINK] chosen by the law of casual friday
truly, griffith is the most casually dressed at this fine day
(i know casualty has nothing to do with casual, but still i get the feeling it should be causality?)
[LINK] no assistants /tear
[LINK] I am the Hero that Gotham deserves
[LINK] u jelly yet? /smug
griffith... I thought you were an ultimate being now
Y U HAVE A DICK
[LINK] uggghhhh who summoned odin
shit hes not using zantetsuken, hes using that other thing
[LINK] forgot to fill my panchira quota
[LINK] /rump
[LINK] FUCK YOUUUU
[LINK] Fatty /orly
[LINK] BL... argh.
[LINK] nanda /ssj
[LINK] an austin powers reference???? and not even austin powers 1, the only acceptable one!!!
[LINK] hold on what vatican???
I've been looking ALL OVER for the apocalypse but it was nowhere to be found /daw
[LINK] that quote again /nnn
[LINK] you again, neesan
[LINK] makes it sound like jill was getting drunk
[LINK] Grandma.... (disgusting! /tsquin)
[LINK] sexual criminals? also elves steal COWS????
[LINK] I'm Pak by the way /korea
[LINK] kanji reads "harmful insect"
[LINK] rapeface gutts, I don't really appreciate that look /jcross
[LINK] couldve been worse.... he couldve strung him up on his underpants
[LINK] somebodys been paying attention in pokéschool
[LINK] jill are you sure about this, a girl alone at night, only with me.... something...... DANGEROUS could happen /leer
i might cop a feel
emlan: wow it really does read like tthat
[LINK] what kind of ending is that
emlan: downer ending quote tvtropes
[LINK] yeah I never made the connection till this day, I mean it was just a coincident that my friend left off to become an elf and right afterwards we got attacked by elves RIGHT
PS: Puck is like a cellphone UGH not now I'm in a MEETING
[LINK] DONT TOUCH ME
even if its the tender slap of a loli
emlan: what the hell does "hide in your pirkaf" even mean
[LINK] not gay till candy vags touch
[LINK] ESPECIALLY after dark /leer
[LINK] bonus note: those gray sfxs are katakana zawas /tfyi
[LINK] /hm i don't...
[LINK] Human centipede
[LINK] hey this.... looks familiar
With Berserk on hands now I understand that Yonekura Kengo got some major influence from Miura's artstyle. Makes sense how there's existed a Berserk dojinshi by her.
[LINK] wait a minute... I don't think there's been penis slips before???
[LINK] I didn't notice earlier that even the horse has a mustache www
[LINK] /hm not sure if man or woman
[LINK] /nnn!!!!
[LINK] wanna join the shota train so much
[LINK] Quick! Gotta revert back to old artstyle!!!
[LINK] you said "everybody ever in this manga got raped", not even puck is an exception /frown
[LINK] seriously, get your wolf facts straight /cross
[LINK] YOURE HURTING MY NIPPLES
owait I forgot Puck is a boy so he has no nips
[LINK] UMMMMMM.....
[LINK] CSI mode (you can tell because he opens his eyes extra for this
[LINK] FINALLY turning into something I can fap to
[LINK] I like how Puck is convinced that he's gonna be tasty if fried.
so convinced of his tasty ass, HUH
[LINK] GJ @ flipping the page turnways
[LINK] I DON'T WANNA GO HOME YEEEET /yada
[LINK] Cry, shout and bite all you want, I like that....... IN BED
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