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[dogsof_war]

Rhinos make damn good drums. Dulled my hunting knife skinning it though. Iason tracked it with Theophylaktos and Zuberi. Even if Apollo is shit at raising dogs he picked a good pup.

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[amerimnos]

Aww, did ickle Ares kill a big nasty rhino with a knife?

[ooc: I...have no idea. Dion's gone mad again.]

[dogsof_war]

Let's see you fucking do that.

[ooc: Clearly. Ares can attempt brain surgery.]

[amerimnos]

I'll leave the rhino killing to you. It just doesn't sound like the sort of thing I'd find enjoyable.

[ooc: It's a miracle! He's sane again. No brain surgery is needed, thanks.]

[dogsof_war]

Or survive.

[ooc: Oooh, but Ares got a mostly clean screwdriver and everything!]

[sine_sole_sileo]

I have always been rather gifted at picking out the winners.

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You're welcome.

[dogsof_war]

Your taste in humans says different. You got lucky.

What?

[sine_sole_sileo]

You're welcome for the pup, brother.

[dogsof_war]

Whatever.