Lions are going to be extinct if you don't return my dogs soon, Dion. And Apollo, stop throwing such a fucking hissy fit.  It's his own fucking fault for being dumb enough to get caught. Stop screwing with my continent.

 Eros, feed my dogs Sunday. I have places to be.

 Fuck, mortars are entertaining.

[ooc: More trouble stirred up in Somalia. And he got to see mortars again! Ares is oddly pleased.]

 Nigeria, Somalia, Kenya. Somalia was most annoying, I got shot twice.

[ooc: Ares was upset over his dead puppy and went on a bit of a rampage. A tanker exploded in Nigeria, tribal warfare escalated in Somalia, and Kenyan tensions continue to run high after election violence (which turns out to have been orchestrated).]

Found the pup. Or her paw, at least. I suspect the lion poplulation is going to be suffering for this trespass, Dionysus. Or did you use a leopard?

The run down barracks wasn't much to look at with its gray streaked walls and chipping paint, but it was secluded and the locals kept their distance. There was no door, but a knee high sheet of plywood was placed across the bottom of the frame. The constant noise of yips and growls had long since become background noise for Ares as he lay sprawled ( Read more... )

 Nia is missing. Despoina was tracking her last I checked. If I lose my Cretan Hound or her crossbred pup I'm going to be very irate. Pup in the upper right, I expect her returned if found.


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 That certainly took the edge off.  Though killing Eros would probably be a better start. Little bastard. Maybe it will provoke the damned carpenter into finally accepting a challenge.

Horse fights sound interesting, though I've never been terribly partial to the beasts. Might be entertaining. Hey Eros, want a pony?

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