Adstringendum voice mail

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If you require my services and have tried to contact me without a response, I may be unavailable.

Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I am physically able.

Romulus Hart, 1st lieutenant

Comments

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[makeitmemorable]

asshole

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[dogtagcollar]

that's unnecessary.

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[makeitmemorable]

mega

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[makeitmemorable]

ass

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[makeitmemorable]

your mom's breath smells like cock.

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[dogtagcollar]

you have never met my mother

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[makeitmemorable]

yeah i have.

met her in your bed.

last night.

unf unf unf.

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[dogtagcollar]

she is not in adstringendum. that is physically impossible.

text - 11pm - in three messages

[makeitmemorable]

seriously

fucking around with little girls?

that's a new low

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[dogtagcollar]

i am doing nothing of the sort. it is offensive that you would imply that.

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[makeitmemorable]

behave yourself around her.

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[dogtagcollar]

do you think i would harm a civilian child?

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[makeitmemorable]

your breath smells like barf.

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[dogtagcollar]

you have not met me recently enough to ascertain that

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[makeitmemorable]

just trust me

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[dogtagcollar]

you have not proven to be trustworthy

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[makeitmemorable]

scumbag

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[dogtagcollar]

why do you keep sending me messages?

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[makeitmemorable]

bc you deserve it

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[dogtagcollar]

i have done nothing to harm you

what is bc?