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dogtagcollar

Order oo5 || Video

Dec 16, 2011 11:22

I come to you with distressing news.

[Rome tilts his chin up and looks straight into the camera, stonefaced.]

I have been informed that a man named Santa is a suspect in stalking, breaking and entering, defiling public spaces, and willful destruction of property.

[He's so serious.]Please, do not panic. I intend to detain this man by any means ( Read more... )

8(((, guard dogs guard things, human customs are weird, i was trained for this, g u l l i b l e, rome is trollbait, guys chillax i got this, guys guys this is serious, unfamiliar things, catching santa claus

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dogtagcollar December 16 2011, 19:31:51 UTC

Hysteria is often a response to sudden shock. Please try to keep calm.

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dogtagcollar December 16 2011, 19:44:22 UTC

It's basic psychology that hysteria can be a defense mechanism.

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bloodseal_soul December 16 2011, 19:28:10 UTC

...

It's... okay. Really.

dogtagcollar December 16 2011, 19:36:16 UTC

It isn't. If a criminal is on the loose, then he must be apprehended. I'm surprised it has not been done before.

[Private//Unhackable//Video] bloodseal_soul December 16 2011, 19:38:05 UTC

It's a story. A fairy tale for the children. It's not real in the normal sense of the word, don't worry.

[Private//Unhackable//Video] dogtagcollar December 16 2011, 19:44:54 UTC

...are you sure?

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[Video//Private//Unhackable] Filtered because of the children~! feel_nevermore December 16 2011, 19:35:23 UTC

I hate to break it to a man your age but... 'Santa Claus' doesn't exist.

[Video//Private//Unhackable] lmao Raven so thoughtful dogtagcollar December 16 2011, 19:37:34 UTC

...I'm receiving a lot of conflicting information regarding this. Perhaps he has simply escaped your notice?

[Video//Private//Unhackable] Isn't she just? XD feel_nevermore December 16 2011, 19:43:48 UTC

...No.

[Video//Private//Unhackable] dogtagcollar December 16 2011, 19:45:31 UTC

He is supposedly very elusive...

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[Video] licensedhero December 16 2011, 19:35:44 UTC

What?! No! You've got it all wrong Rome! Santa is a kind and generous man who gives all the children of the world presents once a year for being good kids! He's magical and wonderful and kind. I've met him you know and he isn't any of the things you said.

[Video] dogtagcollar December 16 2011, 19:38:35 UTC

[Considering carefully.]

Some of the more devious criminals may attempt to manipulate the emotions of children to defend them.

licensedhero December 27 2011, 02:09:41 UTC

That's not it at all! You don't get it Rome! Santa is a kind and caring man who would never use his magic to hurt the people he serves! He loves Christmas! Why would he ever do anything that would make it not happy?

dogtagcollar December 29 2011, 02:51:28 UTC

Why would he give people coal?

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serenadesdragon December 16 2011, 19:39:11 UTC

Are you basically calling Santa Claus evil?

[He finds this pretty amusing.]

dogtagcollar December 16 2011, 19:45:57 UTC

No. I am simply saying that he is suspected in multiple criminal activities.