Eh, I’ve never used one of these before. I wasn’t really any good with this kind of stuff unless it was to look for BL works online.
It’s so small and tiny; feels like I’m gonna break it at any moment!
But it’s not the size that counts, but how you use it.
So... where am I? Oh, I get it now! I must be in some kind of love hotel, right? Yes, that’s it. Why else would I have been naked?
Did you enjoy seeing my body? It was very cute, right?
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Looks like a lot of you where caught having some pretty erotic dreams.
Mmm, I get it now. This is what you'd call "predictable", right?
Which also leads me to ask...
Did any of you dream about me?
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Mm, I'm impressed! You guys make really cute girls! Especially you, Araragi-chan.
To be given such nice bodies... ah, I'd be jealous if I wasn't already satisfied with the way I look.
If any of you men-turned-women need someone to help with the collar, I'd be more than willing to!
Are you a girl as well, WelBehenna-san? Because as you know, that's the only way ever I'm going to have sex with you.
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The wait between new BL novel releases is almost unbearable! Although maybe it's my own fault for reading through them so quickly. Each month, my collection continues to grow and at this rate, I'm going to run out of space.
Fortunately, Araragi-senpai already has porn in his room, so I could always leave them there.
...
Oh! That's a good idea!
I haven't searched through your room in a while, right, Araragi-senpai? Even though you're an uke, your fetishes are pretty out there! Fortunately, they're nothing I can't handle.
So it's decided! I'll be entering your room now. Please don't mind the intrusion or try to hide the porn magazines.