bad birthday

[doin_time]

what a terrible day its been. Its my birthday and I haven't even left my house. I got no presents! I know that sounds spoiled, but I want some fucking presents!! My sister isn't talking to me, I haven't seen my dad for a week, my mom is going COMPLETELY insane on me, and on top of that I have a ton of homework that I am avoiding

Comments

[kaffiene518]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZACH!!!! im sorry your birthday is sucking so far, i know how you feel. BE HAPPY ANYWAY!

[jeff687687]

i've found that the best solution to family problems is to
1) tie your mom up and put her in the closit--coat works best.
2)lure your sister into a room with bagel bites (i mean come on, they ARE bagel bites..) and then hit her with a bat (or pillow with knives inside if your feeling nice)
3)if your dad is away then hes already taken care of

mm happy birthday.

rectum surfers

[anonymous]

optimisim is good...but it depends if the days is either sucking or blowing. if it is blowing than you r definetly down the shitter. on the other hand if the day is just sucking than it is possible for the suckage to go away. think of it this way...one can suck something in and keep it but one can also blow something off and lose it. just some irreverent words of wisdom...happy bday dude.
kchen

Re: rectum surfers

[anonymous]

and the day could suck, then blow, or both, then end with an orgasm

its mitch

[anonymous]

sounds like the best birthday ever! i cry myself to sleep at night.

Re: its mitch

[anonymous]

i cry yourself to sleep at night too