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[doin_time]

Arsonist Anonymous Convention Burns to the Ground

Comments

[figgle]

Ron Jeremy "Pokes Someone's Eye Out With That Thing"

*applause*

[anonymous]

excuse me!? i happened to apply to hartford and am personally offended by the way in which you demeaned it. I hardly find that funny in a way, shape, or form. University of Hartford is a perfectly good school for any high school senior to attend and i should hope that you are ashamed that you have offended myself and probably everyone else that reads this. You can take your "livejournal" and shove it straight up that patooty of yours. P.S. quit while you're behind. Your writing is beyond crappy.

[doin_time]

you. fucking. idiot.

HARVARD. HARTFORD.

HARVARD. HARTFORD.

It was a word play, you dolt.

Let me explain this to you. The student meant to send the application to the university entitled "Harvard," but instead, sent it to the similar sounding, yet completely different "Hartford."

If this is not a satisfactory explination, please, complain and sound like a dumbass again.

By the way, I believe you were looking for "I hardly find it funny in ANY way, shape, or form," not "A shape, way, or form"

Oh, and while I am sure "Hartford is a perfectly good school for any high school senior to attend," high school seniors don't attend college, they attend high school.

Now I'll let you get back to staring at the wall, which I'm sure is, oh-so-interesting.

[cancermuffin]

bravo mitchel...bravo

come on whoever u are ya dumb bitch, im the queen of undersuccesful thusly bitter towards wootton-ers, and even i didnt find that offensive

ha

[anonymous]

"If this is not a satisfactory EXPLINATION..." i believe it's explanation you fucking retard.